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September 28, 2010

At this very moment I have the nipple end of a pacifier knotted up in my hair and a baby boy asleep on my chest for the third time today.  I have eaten an entire meal today and I even caught a shower.  I have to go back to work next week. I have a dog that makes me want to shut the window so she won’t bark at every leaf that falls to the ground.  I also have a soul that craves fresh air and an electric bill that begs me to keep the air conditioner OFF.  I have solved nearly all of the puzzles on The Wheel of Fortune and The Price is Right for the past few weeks, fictionally earning approximately a gazillion hundred dollars in cash and prizes.  I have not ingested nearly enough liquids for the day.  I have no idea what I’m talking about.  I should not have access to a blog.

I have got to stop.  Maybe even nap.  Goodbye.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. September 28, 2010 9:21 pm

    Not even I can think of a reply to that blog. And I could write a witty retort to the Gettysburg Address.

    • September 28, 2010 11:02 pm

      and just how am i supposed to reply to you not replying me?

      • September 30, 2010 3:28 pm

        Perhaps something that begins with … “Fourscore and seven years ago ….” ?

  2. jimmah permalink
    October 2, 2010 6:02 pm

    i am jealous of your window… i literally have no idea if it is day or night right now.

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