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my rotund center.

June 9, 2010

Me:  I have nothing to wear to work tomorrow.  I have to wear a pink shirt in order to be able to wear jeans.

Chris:  Why?

Me:  It’s Susan G. Komen week.  We have to donate money to wear jeans and in order to wear the jeans we have to wear pink.

Chris:  Okay.

Me:  Okay well nothing I own that fits my rotund center is even a hint of pink.

Chris: Okay.

Me:  What do you think of this? (modeling pink cropped sweater).

Chris: Um…..

Me:  It’s your sister’s.  You love your sister’s style.

Chris:  Yes but she can pull that off.

Me: Seriously?  That’s your idea of helping?

Chris:  What?

Me:  I am fat and ugly and I’m looking for some assistance here.

Chris:  You are not ugly…..

Me:  And the hits keep coming.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. June 10, 2010 7:33 am

    Clothes that fit properly are overrated… 🙂

  2. kellimcgill permalink
    June 10, 2010 7:51 am

    honestly, it wasn’t my favorite sweater either…but you get to a point in pregnancy when you just have to find clothes to wear that aren’t disgusting & don’t’ say “baby momma” in sparkly letters across your chest. the task becomes increasingly difficult as time goes one.

    hang in there! you’re getting to the home stretch 🙂 then you have a whole “issues” deal with!

    • kellimcgill permalink
      June 10, 2010 7:56 am

      Oops, “as time goes on” not “one”

  3. Jeff your Uncle permalink
    June 10, 2010 9:16 am

    Are you crazy??? You are not ugly!!!

    To make an omlet you have to break eggs. Being pregnant you put on weight. That is the way it is.

    If you have a problem it is not that you are fat or ugly. You maybe a little crazy. 🙂

    I should not post anything here but it had to be said! 🙂

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