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drawer dumb.

March 2, 2010

See that little bump in the front?  That’s a great source of pride for me lately.  It’s actually starting to become more obvious that I am with child and not just gaining weight at incredible speeds.  My pants rarely get buttoned unless they are my low sitting jeans, and luckily all of my shirts are long enough to cover the rubber band fashioning a make shift extender.  So enough of the pregnancy updates….because there really isn’t much to update other than Saturday marks 4 months and I’m now unabashedly tooting in public (God help the man who walks up behind me in Target).

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And because you wish you lived with us…..

Me:  CHRIS!!  COME QUICK!!  I FOUND SOMETHING WONDERFUL!

Chris:  What?

Me:  I FOUND A DRAWER!  IN THE BATHROOM!  IN MY BATHROOM!  IT’S A FUNCTIONAL DRAWER THAT WASN’T FUNCTIONAL BEFORE!

Chris:  What?

Me:  LOOK FOR YOURSELF!  IT OPENS AND EVERYTHING.  THERE’S ROOM TO PUT THINGS IN THERE!

Chris:  I know.

Me:  What do you mean….you know?

Chris:  I knew it was there.

Me:  What?

Chris:  I want to know how you didn’t know that drawer was there.  I never use this bathroom.

Me:  I want to know why you never told me there was a drawer there.  Do you see everything on this counter?  Do you know me to be someone to not utilize cabinet or drawer space?

Chris:  Just face it….you are drawer dumb.

Me:  I AM NO SUCH THING!

Chris:  Yes….you are drawer dumb.  You have to be.

Me:  I am most certainly not DRAWER DUMB.  There is a faux drawer right next to the functioning drawer.

Chris:  Drawer dumb.

Me:  NO….I was drawer duped.

Chris:  You tried one drawer and decided all other drawers were faux.  Drawer dumb.

Me.  Drawer duped.  Leave this room.

Chris:  (chuckles)  (leaves)

Me:  drawer duped……

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. jamie permalink
    March 2, 2010 11:41 pm

    you guys are funny 🙂 I can’t wait to see you’re face (and your little baby bump) this weekend!!

  2. March 3, 2010 8:09 am

    Oh mini-baby-bump! So cute! It looks as if your hair has been on steroids though, it’s gotten long (or has it just been that long since I’ve seen you?!!?) I’m “time dumb!”

    PS: I hate faux drawers. Trying to be something they’re not! Boo…

    • March 11, 2010 11:16 pm

      my hair is actually on steroids. i’m worried for it. drug abuse is so sad.

  3. mcgilla permalink
    March 3, 2010 5:52 pm

    wasn’t it chris that found the bottom shelf in joe and kelli’s fridge. maybe he’s just good at discovering unknown space.

    • March 11, 2010 11:18 pm

      he’s kind of incredible at it. of all areas of life to have talent in, space discovery is not one that will get him very far financially.

      strangely enough, he rarely is able to find his pants.

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