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the numbers don’t lie.

July 21, 2008

United Healthcare officially sent me a detailed list of costs related to my surgery in May.  I’ve never spent more than a couple hundred dollars at any given time for anything (besides my education or vehicle).  But today….well today….I have officially accrued a cost of over $31,000 on my health in 2008 alone. 

What could be done with that much money besides grossness removal?

– a new laptop to help with the accumulation of stimulating blogs such as these
– a new camera to document the fantastically embarrassing moments that make up my life
– Bull Durham on DVD so I don’t have to wait for it to come around on Encore every other month (and I do catch it every time…..I clear my very important schedule)
– a Dip N Dots franchise
– a nice long trip to a nameless island that has an unending supply of cheeseburgers and mai tai’s

Not that the grossness removal wasn’t imporant….but don’t those other things sound rad as well?

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  1. July 21, 2008 8:08 pm

    Have you tried selling your grossness on ebay? Is it possibly shaped like the nativity scene? That would help.

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